Until the End of Time..

Hey peepz, got myself sick thanks to one night in Hartamas. Well parents was away for the rest of the weekend and was kinda excited. Here's how it went...picked Vincci and Christina up, accompanied by Dennis (dont dare to drive alone so needed the boss) and then headed to Breakers, Hartamas. Upon arrival, met up with Kingston and Calvin who were patiently waiting for us..( They should be waiting as they almost FFK). Anyways we went in and played till 1 am. It was disappointing for me because i partnered almost everyone who played at the table and lost every game i played. JINX-nya!!..sigh..It was fun though..haha...Ok, the best part. Moments i stepped out of Breakers, i realized that i had actually lost my voice. It was harshy-high pitched and unusual me..LOL. Hmm..then we then headed to Uncle Don's which was directly opposite Breakers and yum-cha there as the night breeze was cooling. Had a little drama with the noob waiter whom we havta talk to for at least 20 minutes. Luckily there was the hero, Dennis who managed to handle situation. (Prob if i had my voice, i would have done the same..haha)..It was getting late so we headed home. Calvin on the other hand got himself into another situation where there was this BMW 5-series who tail-gated him from Hartamas till his house!..Scary and dangerous. Thank goodness nothing happened to him and that's why that night i brought Dennis with me. Calvin, if i was in your situation i also dunno wat to do man..haha..

Before i end post, here's something to ponder........

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... (Found on toilet doors and walls.)

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted.

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky, you had your chance
I tried to fart, and shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here to shit and stink,
But all I do is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!!

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson...

Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Adios!